As you may have guessed, MC Briz Dog has returned for his weekly column. Strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride......
Perhaps the big news of the week, as Super Sophie guessed
(she's 25 you know AND she worked in Parliament #bigdeal), is the blossoming
romances among the gaps (or lack of it). Tilly's plan to play hard to get is working a
treat and Jodie's recent 4 year anniversary means she's out of the game.
In consequence, we have all turned to drink to drown our
sorrows. I think James wanted to drown the bushes outside of the club as well.
A bottle of port later and many Tuskers (or gin and tonics for the more
refined) led to a turbulent evening. James' talent for
spontaneous gardening should be put on hold for a few years. Just stick to
drumming and tanning mate!
In other news, I was privileged to be included in the trip
to Nakuru last week after the embers of a certain Rose and Leo had been put
well and truly out. Being the gastronome that I am, the Java House was a treat
but the final score was Brizzle 1: double double burger 0. A place on Man vs
Food has already been offered - ladies, please form an orderly queue; there is
enough of me to go around.
You will all be pleased to know that Kippers has recovered
from his little illness. Some reports say the gap loos sounded like there was a
terrorist attack in there, but Henry assures us all otherwise. Yours truly has
already been suffering from a similar ailment but my motto is
#keepcalmandblundereverywhere. With the exeat on the horizon, unspecified
carnage awaits so lock up your daughters everyone, the Pembroke gaps are on the
loose.
Finally for today, the new gap is joining on Monday. With
unconfirmed rumours that she has represented Zambia internationally at
swimming, Henry has been practicing his "breaststroke". Tristan's
chat might just get there first though. Let the games begin.
Till Monday.
Brizzle - bantersaurus Rex
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